That’s using your head.
Gif doesn’t appear to be working. I hate tumblr so much.
I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god
i love retail robin
That bird is on point.
I have finally found my spirit animal.
I am the retail robin. He is me. We are one.
I got out of my high volume retail job for a reason
WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL
I’m not gonna bag on the guy for his Amish beard ‘cuz I’m about the last person who should give anyone shit for their looks - but, Jesus, man - not only is the alpha male pick-up artist bullshit laughable in general, if you have to assure someone - multiple times - you don’t care, you fucking care and it just stinks of desperation.
This is just saddening to even read.
You have to be a certain caliber of handsome to pull off the alpha male pick-up
con technique. This is not one of those faces.
Don and Bully are back tonight! Monday, 08/25/14. Lots of news this week along with Help with Netflix, comics, and the debut of a new segment I’m calling Life Lessons with Uncle Don & Bully. This is a big one for you kids 25 and under. Don’t miss it. But if you miss it, listen to the replay. If you miss the replay, well, F you then.