sockittomeinc:

Hehehe - cats are the best.

Bwahaha

sockittomeinc:

Hehehe - cats are the best.

Bwahaha

That’s using your head.

Gif doesn’t appear to be working.  I hate tumblr so much.

That’s using your head.

Gif doesn’t appear to be working.  I hate tumblr so much.

geekygirlexperience:

hollywood-undeuce:

thetasrose:

stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

I have finally found my spirit animal.

I am the retail robin. He is me. We are one.

I got out of my high volume retail job for a reason

choochoobear:

decemberpaladin:

tibets:

WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL

Adorable.

I’m not gonna bag on the guy for his Amish beard ‘cuz I’m about the last person who should give anyone shit for their looks - but, Jesus, man - not only is the alpha male pick-up artist bullshit laughable in general, if you have to assure someone - multiple times - you don’t care, you fucking care and it just stinks of desperation.

This is just saddening to even read.

You have to be a certain caliber of handsome to pull off the alpha male pick-up con technique.  This is not one of those faces.